I was rewatching Desperate Housewives and it came to the part where Karen McClusky was dying from cancer. I started to wonder about if the actress who played her, Kathryn Joosten, was alive in 2023. Unfortunately, she passed away June 2, 2012. I went to see how she passed and to my surprise— she passed... Continue Reading →
My Week as a Stripper featuring Animated Amber
For an entire week I will be documenting my life as a stripper…. I would love for this to be the glamorous “money raining everyday” life, the life they show you on TV all the time— but I don’t work at those clubs yet and I live in a small NON poppin’ city, so it’s... Continue Reading →
Life Updates with Animated Amber 🌐
Welcome to “Lauryn’s Life Updates with Animated Amber”! Who is Animated Amber you may be wondering. Well— it’s Amber Rose in Animated form. A few years ago I loved her sex work movement so much I decided to support her by buying her app. I don’t use it ever because Amber has said some very... Continue Reading →
Hello December
It's been snowing❄️ but not so much you could make a snowman☃️— at least not where I'm at (Ohio). It's the month for hot cocoa, stackin & savin, as well as all the winter clothing you could ever buy. It's also the time for Christmas 🎁🎄🎅🏾🤶🏾 (and my youngest sister has a birthday this month... Continue Reading →
The Carrie Continues…
So, I decided to write this post because I’m excited and I’m happy and I’m grateful! I am not your average woman. So when I tell you the story, please do not judge me😂🤷🏾♀️! So one day I was on tinder and this guy thought I was attractive so we went on a date and... Continue Reading →
Try With Me? Starting Small!
Before I start this post, I would like to thank the person who made a comment that encouraged me to come back to my blog😭🙏🏾🙈🤭✊🏾 Mr. Ben Jones🥺💙👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. Idk if that’s his real name or not but I’m grateful because what he said really meant the world to me and it made me feel good.... Continue Reading →
‘Tis The Season for Pumpkin Spiced Lattes
AUGUST 24TH WAS THE DAY.... THAT PUMPKIN SPICE— LATTE’D! Now, clearly there’s no introduction needed but not everyone is a fan of coffee or “pop-culture trends” so lemme introduce you all to one of my absolute favorite seasonal drinks🎃☕️🍁😍.... The PUMPKIN SPICED LATTE (and FRIENDS) 😍😂🥰🧡🍁🥳 So, let me give you a little back story.... Continue Reading →
A Think Piece by Yours Truly!
I Had To Think in Order To Make This😭🤣 Life in quarantine has been… eye opening, life changing, emotionally draining and soooo many more disparaging things. This new normal is exhausting but on a good note we're all constantly learning new things, adapting more and trying for change. GOOD CHANGE! I've been planning and— that's... Continue Reading →
Feeding Time:: 1921
There's a prize and it's right before my eyes. It feels like I'm self-destructing. It feels like I have no one. I know the odds are stacked against me and it's personal. I've fallen so far from what I know... it's time to feed... and I know what I have to do. 
Entry #2: Issa New Year
I'm so excited for everything that's going on🥳🤗... and although it could always be better... I don't wanna diminish the good that's happening NOW with what good could be happening. I'm grateful for what it's happening now❤️. I started the process of becoming a business owner in mid 2019 by buying a vendors list. I... Continue Reading →